Happy Baby Yda 26th Birthday 2020 Quarantined Vintage Retro Shirt

The least creative use case I can think of for the power to turn any traffic light red immediately and indefinitely (it does say that the light "will be red") is to cause strategic traffic jams. Running late for a meeting/appointment/court appearance? Hire me. For $500 an hour, I'll create a traffic jam of biblical proportions (allowing for the fact that there was no automobile traffic in the Bible) so everyone is late and your tracks are sufficiently covered.

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